The Tit Song

    (1995)

    For pointing me in the right direction
    For showering me with your love and affection
    I want to thank you mam
    Thank you mam

    Because no matter what I’m going through
    I know I can come home straight to you
    And you’ll make things better
    With a wave of my hand
    Mammary gland

    Well you showed everyone just what you can do
    In that Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    And just how good you looked in the sand...
    Mammary gland

    I’ll love you if you’re thirty
    And I’ll love you forty more
    And baby when you’re fifty
    I’ll pick you up off the floor

    And you know when I see you it’s so hard to choose
    Just exactly what I’m gonna do to you
    You know I’ll make it up to you
    You’re my love, my life, together we grew

    They’re so much fun with a handful of bun
    They’re so smooth with the power to soothe
    I’m so mean when they’re not very clean
    They tend to flop when she’s on top

    You gotta B all you can B
    C all you can C
    D, you’re smothering me
    So please, don’t ever leave me

    Thanks for all the mammaries!

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