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This picture symbolizes man's inhumanity towards man. Or at least we think it does. We found it drawn on the wall outside my office building.
The only criteria for jokes for this page is that Deer or Crack has to laugh at it. This means there might be some questionable material, not just in moral value, but also in taste. If you have a funny joke or story or picture then send it in! What is an Italian's favorite food? Lasagana(Lays on ya) What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghetto Where does Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies What are those bumps around a girl's nipples? Braille for "Lick here."  DUCK! A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven, because of the grief they have suffered. God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is. The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his pants off. Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one what his wish will be. The man eventually catches his breath, and says... "Make 'em all ugly again!" Two good Montana buddies were out hunting for a cougar that was killing their sheep. They staked out an area of the woods near their fields, and waited. After a while, sure enough, there came the cougar. They patiently waited until it was close, and then they both jumped up and shot it at the same time. They couldn't tell whose bullet had taken the cougar's life! They decided to share the credit, and also to have the cougar stuffed, and they decided to take turns keeping the stuffed cougar. However, this arrangement turned out not to be to their liking. Instead, they decided to divide the stuffed cougar in two, and flip a coin for who would get which end. Bill lost, and ended up with a mounted trophy of the cougar's rear. So even though shooting the cougar was a great sporting victory, Bill thought, ... it was nothing but a catastrophe. |