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There are lots of dating services on the web, but none with the unique flare offered here at deercrack.com. What makes our services different is that a)you have to be female, and b)you can only choose from dating Mark, myself or one of the other females that places an ad. Fill out the form below for consideration:

Height Weight Age
Name
E-Mail
What is your favorite meal?
Are you opposed to paying for your share of a date?
Which of the following is not a part of an atom?
Here is your chance to type something funny:

Please be sure to E-mail us a pic as well!

The Studs

Deer

    Name: Mark Deering
    Height: 5'11"
    Weight: 180
    Food: McDonalds
    Ideal Date: watching,
       then reenacting WWE

Crack

    Name: Vince/Jim Cracchiolo
    Height: 5'11"
    Weight: 150
    Food: Italian
    Ideal Date: watching,
       then reenacting TDC

Type one of us a message!



The Potential Candidates

Betty McVinkle


Weight: 85
Height: 4'2"
Funny Comment:
can't
repeat

Funny response from Crack: Hey Mark! We got ourselves a midget!

Misty


Weight: 110
Height: 5'2"
Funny Comment:
really
can't repeat

Funny response from Crack: These chicks have to start sending in pics...

Candy


Weight: 145
Height: 5'4"
Funny Comment:
I have an enormous third nipple on my back

Funny response from Crack: That is perfect for when we are slow dancing!

Lis


Weight: ?
Height: 5'5"
Funny Comment:
If half a duck can lay half an egg in half a day, then how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a pickle?

Funny response from Crack: ...